List of the Best Easter Bunny Funny Jokes, Cute One Liners, and Cheesy Riddles.
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2008
by Sacreeta
Easter is almost here, arriving early this year, on March 23rd, for 2008. So many people all over the world celebrate Easter, and traditionally, on the Easter Bunny side of things, cute Easter Jokes goes right along with the festivities.
Here's a list of the best jokes I could find, some wicked funny, sometimes cheesy, one liners, riddles, and Easter Bunny Jokes, just for you! There were just too many one liners, jokes to put in one e-mail, so if you this has left you wanting for more, check out my other articles with Easter Jokes.Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet
What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther Who?
Esther Bunny
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?
Cargo Meep Meep, over Esther Bunny
Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cwy Esther Bunny be Otay.
How do you post a bunny? 
Hare mail.
Why couldn't the egg family watch T.V.?
Because their cable was scrambled.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.
Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
In the dictionary.
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
He cracked up.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.
How do eggs stay healthy?
They "Egg-cercise".
What kind of plants do eggs keep?
Eggplants!
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An "Egg-stra terrestial".
What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
They egg-cellerated.
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter
Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
Why did the egg go to school?
To get "Egg-ucated".
What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he was eggo-centric!
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A hare-net.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing ya.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
What search engine do eggs use on the Internet?
Egg-site!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
One with a hoppy ending.
How did the eggs leave the highway?
They went through the "Eggs-it".
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
They eggercise.
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise.
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they've just finished a March
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
What part did the egg play in the movies?
He was an "Egg-stra".
Egghead!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the grey hares.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zosted!
What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.
How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Why did the rabbit cross the road
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Why did the egg cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken yet!
Molly Mole: What's the difference between the Easter rabbit and a mattababy?
Barney: What's a mattababy?
Molly Mole: Nothing. What's the matter with you?
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
For some more hopping Easter Fun, check out my other two articles, filled with Easter Jokes, Riddles, One Liners, and Riddles.
Happy Easter
Article by Sacreeta
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